10 Gifts We Do Not Want

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LIFE GEM, $2,699-$24,999.

You can't go wrong with diamonds--unless those diamonds are a byproduct of recently deceased Fluffy's remains. Life Gem cremates departed pets, using the carbon to create a unique gem with a creepy backstory.

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FUNDIES, $9.99.

This underwear-for-two is probably not what you had in mind when you told your boyfriend to buy you lingerie.

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COFFIN COUCH, $3,500.

Who wants to be reminded of their own mortality while vegging on the couch watching Six Feet Under?

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CHANEL SANDAL WITH BULB HEEL, $2,200.
This goatskin sandal with a function light bulb in the heel is one Chanel piece that we'll gladly stand in return lines for.

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FISH BOWL BOOKENDS, $32.95.

We're not rushing to call PETA about this one, but something about using fish bowls as bookends rubs us the wrong way.

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GOLD PILLS, $429.

We have nothing against gold--unless it comes in pill form, only to be seen again post-digestion.

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BOOTBAG, $69.

Cute rainboots? Sure. A fun bag? Go for it. But a bag made out of a rainboot? Pass.

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POO-POURRI, $24.95.

"Spritz the bowl before you go, and no one else will ever know," urge the makers of Poo-Pourri, an all-natural essential oil spray for the loo that claims to trap "embarrassing odors." What's more embarrassing--a little bathroom odor or having this sitting on the sink?

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BESTOW WALL-MOUNTED HAND VASE, $95.
We love getting flowers as much as the next girl, but we'll take a traditional vase over this eternally-outstretched hand.

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TICKET TO HEAVEN, $12.79.

These tickets are for the trip of a lifetime--heaven. They come complete with a handy travel kit that includes a certificate of your reservation, the Official Heaven Identification Card, and a Heaven 101 informational guide. We wonder what their returns & exchanges policy is.

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MBDrop222008-12-24 16:09:02

My boyfriend got me a movie i hated thin king it would be funny. I thanked him l aughing but to be honest i have no idea wat was going through his mind.

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sTeVejRhUmPsMeN2008-12-24 14:08:32

I'm female and I told my boyfriend I did n't want anything, because I don't need anything. But talking about the cremat ed pet: if my beloved pug were to pass, I would immediately go and get this do ne. I've been looking at the for a whil e, but she should still have about 5 ye ars left. I think for an animal lover ( where your dog is pretty much your chil d) that the necklace/ring is a good pro duct.

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ARTIST WORLD ENT2008-12-24 13:24:55

Good hard working people is what makes t his World go around, anyone can own a B usiness, but to keep it working and mak ing a profit, you need good people to d o it with. When you're under stress abo ut 7 days a week, your mind, body, and soul takes a tremendous BEATING!.. unti l sooner or later, you either start to crack up! get stronger to keep fighting , or decide one morning waking up that you don't want this kind of life any mo re, then what do you do?, who will be a ffected by the decisions you make to do that day?. We don't deserve to have to live like this, this is AMERICA!!.. no t any other 3rd world country.. However , if we keep standing there..Taking it. . and Taking it.. America will get no b etter for the American People. Only Was hington will keep misleading people, te lling people that it will get better, well.. guess what people, it will stay like this the rest of your life, as wel l as your Children's lifetime!.

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ARTIST WORLD ENT2008-12-24 13:12:35

We think it's horrible the way some Medi a Outlets try to encourage people to sp end money for Christmas, and try to mak e up stories that interest people, to e ncourage people to spend money. This ye ar in History is the worst in time. The re is so many people this year that has lost their businesses, children to div orce, their homes.. what more do you re ally need to hear, to make you understa nd how very serious this economy is in right now?. American People need these so called bail out plans to go with the m!.. to really get America going again. And for those who think the American P eople doesn't deserve it, you are a Cra ck Head Crystal Meth Drug Head Addict!.

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