dpratt55462009-12-25 05:10:45

Sorry about the messy punctation, spacin g and typos:-- my word processing softw are is obviously fast asleep, dreaming of sugar plums.....

dpratt55462009-12-25 05:07:12

I work for the Defense Department, and h ave been to Norad, the Pentagon, and a few other sites I'm not allowed to ment ion for security reasons.-- About Sa nta Claus:-- The image shown is not real. Santa has eight reindeer, not six . Rudolph is not in this rentition, tho ugh depending upon weather conditions a t the North Pole, he doesn't always go out. We've provided our pleasant nother nly neighbor with GPS, and he is appare ntly using a time distention device of his own invention. He phones in his fli ght itinerary 24 hours in advance. The National Weather Service today helps pl ots out his ideal route, and he's given clear airspace and flight path priorit y, never yet a problem for civilian and military aircraft, as he flies compart ively low, and incredibly fast. Over 12 ,000 feet, both he and the reindeer are subject to hypoxia [altitude sickness. ] Once he engages the sleigh, he's out of communication due to time dilation, so everything has to planned in advance . Long before the advent of modern avio nics he never had any trouble; we just like to make his job easier. If Rudolph is needed, the dirty dishes, pots and pans, and elve's kitchen area are left until the 26th; if not, Rudolph shuts o ff his nose and fills in for Comet, who works through the night scouring the s ink. He is, in turn given lead position over all the other reindeer when Rudol ph is not needed for take-off and landi ng at the North Pole; the time shifting device can't be engaged until the Chri stmas caravan at least attains altitude above any stratocumulus clouds. Fog is the worst, and that's when Rudolph is called in.... Electromagnetic spectr oscopy sugests that this little reindee r has bio-luminescence up the nose, whi ch is as bright as a krypton or argon o ptical laser outputting 50- 60 megawatt s. That amount of energy, released from such a small source, is a sight to beh old from orbit, would probably be visib le, at least as a point of bright red l ight, to an observer standing on the mo on. SImilar to other known forms of bio luminesence, Rudolph's nose generates o nly light; it has no thermal signature. The entire group of Christmas well-wis hers leave spotty radar traces as they circumnavigate the globe; the signature is familiar to all nations with capabi lity of military intervention, and the UN has a standing accord that Santa sho uld be left to his tasks, and not moles ted as he traverses the globe. It is n ot definitively known whether or not Sa nta and his sleigh have any specific de fenses, or means of overcoming that nat ure can pose while undertaking anything so proponderously difficult as the mis sion he faces this night each years, an d there has never been a crash, reindee r falling ill, lost cargo, or any Santa specific mishap, over the course of ce nturies, so we can rest well assured th at he will again finish the job as he a lways has, without incident. Merry C Hristmas to all, and to all, Good Night ....

mike100ist2009-12-25 05:01:42

WE SAW HIM IN THE SKY IT WAS A FAKE SANT A THE CITY MUST HAVE DID CUZ HE WAS REA LLY IN THE AIR I THINK IT WAS CONNECTED TO A SMALL PLANE IT WAS ALMOST DARK

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humbugman12009-12-25 04:35:12

Norad couldnt even track balloon boy! gi ve me a break!!

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